The Ghost Egg Scared Of Its Own Tits Cake

Years ago, a friend posted this image on Facebook

and I laughed hysterically for about 7 hours.

Flash forward to Spring 2022 when Duncan Hines released the Dolly Parton Baking Collection

and I ordered it because Dolly Parton is a goddamn national treasure and I will never not support everything she does.

Flash forwarder to the first week of October 2022 when all those mixes were still sitting unopened and I decided Hallowe’en + Dolly Parton mixes = Ghost Egg Scared Of Its Own Tits Cake.

I could see as soon as I finished this cake the things I should have done differently, and the things I just didn’t do well, and the things I didn’t have the right materials for. I am already planning Ghost Egg Scared Of Its Own Tits Cake 2023.

This may become a yearly thing.

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