I Say These Things Out Loud

There are a lot of things I say out loud that I really think I shouldn’t have to say out loud.

“Don’t eat your collar”
“Don’t eat your leash”
“Don’t pee on your leash”
“Don’t pee on your sister”
“Don’t pee on your brother”
“Don’t sit on your brother”
“Don’t eat poop”
“Stop eating your foot”
“Stop biting my foot”
“Stop licking the floor”
“That’s a plane, you don’t need to bark at it”
“That’s a tree, you don’t need to bark at it”
“That’s the wind, you don’t need to bark at it”

But, in defense of the creatures to whom I say these things, they’re probably not entirely sure what their names are anymore.

 
 
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