July 2012 – Tits on a Unicorn

My titted brethren;
like a good underwire bra
your support is there
~Harlean

Tits on unicorn
what a creative topic
leprechaun with balls
~SassySue

women need men like
a fish needs a bicycle
feminist slogan
~SassySue

unicorns and boobs
they go together just like
popsicles and rum
~quirks

Untouched and alone
Pure enchantment on the land
Needs heavy petting
~Sally Sparrow

Mythical beast with
one extended body part
could be boy or girl
~SassySue

Unicorn beauty
lick long titties protruding
Suckles her young
~Florence G.

Tits on unicorns
Once the only thing missing
We can die happy
~Miss Melody

Boobies are lovely
Unicorns are magical
Together sublime
~Miss Melody

It has been said that
unicorns prefer virgins.
FALSE. They like all tits.
~Sure Leigh Will

They are magical.
Wars have been fought, men have died.
All in the pursuit.
~Mark Martin

Boobs on a horned horse
Oh beloved fantasy
Pin-ups on pin-ups
~Paul W.

Tits on a unicorn.
What can be said?
I like tits…
against my head.
~Mark Martin

Why are we all here
Tits and ass and unicorns
got masturbation?
~David Farniola

the unicorn sleeps
beside me in the water
and near her
~Mr. Cat

shake, squeeze, jiggle
trotting tits, mystic forest
five horny ladies
~Cricket LaFaux

bosomed unicorn
Boticelli meets Ruben
on canvas
~Linda H.

Boobies are awesome.
They come in all sizes, but…
Bigger is better :D
~Mark Martin

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